TMI

Graham (6): Farts in my general direction.

Me: Ignores it.

Graham: Does it again and cracks up.

Me: “Graham, do you really want to get into a fart war with me?”

Graham: O.o

Me: “Graham, who is fartier, me or you?”

Graham: Points at me.

Me: “How tall are you?”

Graham: Puts his hand on his head.

Me: “Where is my farter?”

Graham: Points at my bottom.

Me: Raises one eyebrow.

Graham: Runs screaming around the house.

Sometimes the best defense is a good offense.